the nope train

tooiconic:

by-grace-of-god:

freshest-memes:

Roman emperor in a lower temperature

…Caesar in the freezer

…Ruler in the cooler

…Julius in the coolius

Julius in the Coolius

(via toxyy)

cyart:

I just realized that, theoretically, I could make Midnight Manor into a playable Ren’py game, considering I planned on multiple endings from the start and I vaguely know how to write a script using the program… I’d just need to reiterate that knowledge and…I’m pretty much good to go o_o huh…

So how’d you guys feel about Midnight Manor being finalized as a fangame?

writing-prompt-s:

spookysharkqueen:

writing-prompt-s:

There is something new in the deep, murky depths of the ocean. You can hear the fish whisper about it as they dart past, silvery streamlined streaks of gossip and fear. There is something new, they say, resting in the seas. The sharks rumble about it, wary for their stature. You can see the whites of their eyes when they talk about it, nervous. You are told it does not sit on the floor, in the silt. No, It stays floating, unmoved. The whales usually come to you with songs and stories that you can hear for miles, but today there is no music, they are silent, and you are afraid. There is something new in those deep, murky depths, says the kraken, ancient and wise, fleeing to somewhere shallower. There is something new, and it is hungry. The fish flee, the sharks soon after, and the waters are quiet. With no food left, where will it go?

YO MOMMA SO BIG SHE SCARED AWAY THE GODDAM KRAKKEN

OMG

peni5breath:

“you will not be able to use a calculator on this exam”

(via pota-totoo)

umpteenthstupidfeelings:

gorillateaparty:

impolitecanadian:

bebe-benzenheimer:

newtsckamander:

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

(via robboyblunder)

imaybeuglybutiownadog:

when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito

(via dioptaseheart)

proudpapadean:

youareadistraction:

brianna-sama:

witch-with-a-dick:

boneandbog:

tardisandtiaras:

mainstreetmousee:

scientiablr:

zac–efren:

voidfished:

wizardshark:

sandvendor100:

gaymacs:

sandvendor100:

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I have my interview with Disney this week…

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

Originally posted by pizza-swift89

this post literally got me my new job

We still have 10 more days, let’s hope.

Ok. Something better happen.

I DESERVE SOMETHING GOOD RIGHT NOW ALRIGHT.

notice me senpai

(via veleno-fiore)

i-guess-u-dont-care:

blackndinlov3:

madmundo:

grandpaq:

exposethathots:

letmeseeyourdicks:

yess-dadddy:

shadyqueencentral:

irosefromthedead:

queenprotein:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Sorry

Sorry Hun I can’t risk this

I’m gettin so sick of this post 😐😐

Only because I love my mother
* sorry followers 😩

No chances outchea

moooooooooooooom